{"product_id":"kiss-me-im-american-muscle-burger-streetwear-t-shirt","title":"Kiss Me I'm American Muscle Burger Streetwear T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe only thing getting kissed at your weekend barbecue is the chef, and you fully expect the entire family to line up and compliment your burgers after every single flip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStraight Face Originals serves up heavy-hitting, raw streetwear pop-art for anyone who wears their American spirit loud, rowdy, and completely unfiltered. 😉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing our jacked, high-velocity cheeseburger mascot flexing dual bicep guns, rocking a leather cowboy hat, and flanked by a detailed Statue of Liberty inside a massive American flag circular backdrop, this shirt is engineered to dominate your wardrobe. Complete with star-spangled typography that reads \"KISS ME I'M AMERICAN\" and a tough little sidekick box of salty freedom fries flexing its own arms, it delivers pure attitude with zero apologies. 🍔🍟🇺🇸\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the premium Bella+Canvas 3001 retail tee, it's the ultimate streetwear conversation starter for backyard family cookouts, gym sessions, weekend gatherings, or just walking down the block.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003cbr\u003e• Aggressive Pop-Art Styling: A massive, high-contrast mascot design that completely destroys corny, low-quality souvenir shop graphics.\u003cbr\u003e• Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 Quality: Printed on the industry-favorite retail tee, featuring 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for an ultra-soft, luxury feel (because repping your roots shouldn't feel like wearing a sandpaper potato sack).\u003cbr\u003e• Flattering Modern Fit: The Bella 3001 is engineered with side-seams for a tailored, premium streetwear silhouette that holds its shape over time (no boxy, cheap-looking cuts here).\u003cbr\u003e• Inclusive Sizing: Available in an extended range up to 5XL so everyone can wear it in absolute comfort.\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric Choice: Choose between our classic street-ready Black or our ultra-premium deep Navy Blue t-shirt blank.\u003cbr\u003e• Vibrant, Crisp Graphics: High-density 300 DPI print quality ensures the muscle burger artwork and distressed star-spangled text accents stay sharp and bold, wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Care:\u003cbr\u003e• Premium fabric weighing 4.2 oz\/yd² for a lightweight, breathable feel.\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk fabric with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a tailored, long-lasting fit.\u003cbr\u003e• Tear-away label to completely eliminate collar scratching.\u003cbr\u003e• Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize Chart (Inches):\u003cbr\u003e• XS: Width 16.5\" \/ Length 27\" | S: Width 18\" \/ Length 28\"\u003cbr\u003e• M: Width 20\" \/ Length 29\" | L: Width 22\" \/ Length 30\"\u003cbr\u003e• XL: Width 24\" \/ Length 31\" | 2XL: Width 26\" \/ Length 32\"\u003cbr\u003e• 3XL: Width 28\" \/ Length 33\" | 4XL: Width 30\" \/ Length 34\"\u003cbr\u003e• 5XL: Width 32\" \/ Length 35\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Fit Note: This shirt features a modern, slightly fitted athletic cut. If you prefer a loose, relaxed streetwear fit, we recommend ordering one size up! Make sure to double-check your physical sizing measurements before securing your perfect look.*\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Straight Face Originals","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":55851049320616,"sku":"9214084_9527","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55851049353384,"sku":"9214084_4016","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55851049386152,"sku":"9214084_4017","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55851049418920,"sku":"9214084_4018","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55851049451688,"sku":"9214084_4019","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55851049484456,"sku":"9214084_4020","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55851049517224,"sku":"9214084_5295","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55851049549992,"sku":"9214084_5310","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":55851049582760,"sku":"9214084_12871","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":55851049615528,"sku":"9214084_9546","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55851049648296,"sku":"9214084_4111","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55851049681064,"sku":"9214084_4112","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55851049713832,"sku":"9214084_4113","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55851049746600,"sku":"9214084_4114","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55851049779368,"sku":"9214084_4115","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55851049812136,"sku":"9214084_12874","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55851049844904,"sku":"9214084_12875","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":55851049877672,"sku":"9214084_12873","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/3445\/8280\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-black-front-6a81cdcd29bfa.jpg?v=1786891737","url":"https:\/\/straightfaceoriginals.com\/products\/kiss-me-im-american-muscle-burger-streetwear-t-shirt","provider":"Straight Face Originals","version":"1.0","type":"link"}