{"product_id":"kiss-me-im-irish-muscle-stout-streetwear-tank-top","title":"Kiss Me I'm Irish Muscle Stout Streetwear Tank Top","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe only thing getting kissed at the pub tonight is the absolute legend who knows how to pour a proper, dense, double-dome head of foam, and you fully expect the entire table to give a silent nod of respect to your pint.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStraight Face Originals serves up heavy-hitting, raw streetwear pop-art for anyone who wears their Irish spirit loud, proud, and completely unfiltered. 😉\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing our jacked, high-velocity pint of dry stout mascot flexing dual bicep guns, rocking a traditional green leprechaun top hat with a gold buckle, and flanked by a massive circular Irish tricolor flag backdrop with a historic castle silhouette, this tank is engineered to dominate your wardrobe. Complete with stylized typography that reads \"KISS ME I'M IRISH\" and a tough little sidekick potato mascot flexing its arms, it delivers pure attitude with zero apologies. 🍺🥔🇮🇪\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the premium Bella+Canvas 3483 muscle tank, it's the ultimate streetwear conversation starter for weekend gatherings, gym sessions, local pub tables, or just walking down the block.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy You'll Love It:\u003cbr\u003e• Aggressive Pop-Art Styling: A massive, high-contrast mascot design that completely destroys corny, low-quality souvenir shop graphics.\u003cbr\u003e• Premium Bella+Canvas 3483 Quality: Printed on the industry-favorite muscle tank, featuring 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for an ultra-soft, luxury feel (because repping your roots shouldn't feel like wearing a sandpaper potato sack).\u003cbr\u003e• Athletic Muscle Fit: The Bella 3483 is cut with wide, low-cut armholes and a relaxed body for that raw, streetwear gym aesthetic that holds its shape over time.\u003cbr\u003e• Inclusive Sizing: Available in sizes S–2XL so everyone can wear it in absolute comfort.\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric Choice: Choose between our classic street-ready Black or your preferred colorway.\u003cbr\u003e• Vibrant, Crisp Graphics: High-density 300 DPI print quality ensures the muscle stout artwork and detailed Irish landmarks stay sharp and bold, wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Care:\u003cbr\u003e• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz\/yd² — lightweight and breathable.\u003cbr\u003e• Side-seamed construction with wide, low-cut armholes for a raw athletic silhouette.\u003cbr\u003e• Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors. Tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize Chart (Bella+Canvas 3483 — inches):\u003cbr\u003e• S: Chest 18\" \/ Length 27\" | M: Chest 20\" \/ Length 28\"\u003cbr\u003e• L: Chest 22\" \/ Length 29\" | XL: Chest 24\" \/ Length 30\"\u003cbr\u003e• 2XL: Chest 26\" \/ Length 31\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Fit Note: This tank features a relaxed muscle fit with wide armholes. If you prefer more coverage, we recommend ordering one size up! Make sure to double-check your physical sizing measurements before securing your perfect look.*\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Straight Face Originals","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":55860432076968,"sku":"8388567_10400","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":55860432109736,"sku":"8388567_10401","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":55860432142504,"sku":"8388567_10402","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":55860432175272,"sku":"8388567_10403","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":55860432208040,"sku":"8388567_10404","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/3445\/8280\/files\/unisex-muscle-shirt-black-front-6a79994da4da5.jpg?v=1786354007","url":"https:\/\/straightfaceoriginals.com\/products\/kiss-me-im-irish-muscle-stout-streetwear-tank-top","provider":"Straight Face Originals","version":"1.0","type":"link"}