{"product_id":"proud-to-be-american-muscle-burger-streetwear-t-shirt","title":"Proud To Be American - Muscle Burger Streetwear T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou treat individual backyard grill temperatures like a matter of high-stakes national security and consider a baseline three-minute delay at a fast-food drive-thru lane to be an immediate public safety emergency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStraight Face Originals serves up heavy-hitting, raw streetwear pop-art for patriots who wear their heritage loud, proud, and completely unfiltered. 😉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing our jacked, high-velocity cheeseburger mascot flexing dual bicep guns, rocking an American flag bandana, and flanked by the Statue of Liberty, a soaring bald eagle, and a side of salty freedom fries, this shirt is engineered to dominate your wardrobe. It delivers pure red, white, and blue attitude with zero apologies. 🍔🦅🇺🇸\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the premium Bella+Canvas 3001 retail tee, it's the ultimate streetwear conversation starter for backyard family cookouts, gym sessions, weekend gatherings, or just walking down the block.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You’ll Love It:\u003cbr\u003e• Aggressive Pop-Art Styling: A massive, high-contrast mascot design that completely destroys corny, low-quality souvenir shop graphics.\u003cbr\u003e• Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 Quality: Printed on the industry-favorite retail tee, featuring 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for an ultra-soft, luxury feel (because repping your country shouldn't feel like wearing a sandpaper potato sack).\u003cbr\u003e• Flattering Modern Fit: The Bella 3001 is engineered with side-seams for a tailored, premium streetwear silhouette that holds its shape over time (no boxy, cheap-looking cuts here).\u003cbr\u003e• Inclusive Sizing: Available in an extended range up to 5XL so every big-and-tall guy can proudly wear his pride in absolute comfort.\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric Choice: Choose between our classic street-ready Black or our ultra-premium deep Navy Blue t-shirt blank.\u003cbr\u003e• Vibrant, Crisp Graphics: High-density 300 DPI print quality ensures the muscle burger mascot and fireworks accents stay sharp and bold, wash after wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMaterial \u0026amp; Care:\u003cbr\u003e• Premium fabric weighing 4.2 oz\/yd² for a lightweight, breathable feel.\u003cbr\u003e• Pre-shrunk fabric with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a tailored, long-lasting fit.\u003cbr\u003e• Tear-away label to completely eliminate collar scratching.\u003cbr\u003e• Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize Chart (Inches):\u003cbr\u003e• XS: Width 16.5\" \/ Length 27\" | S: Width 18\" \/ Length 28\"\u003cbr\u003e• M: Width 20\" \/ Length 29\" | L: Width 22\" \/ Length 30\"\u003cbr\u003e• XL: Width 24\" \/ Length 31\" | 2XL: Width 26\" \/ Length 32\"\u003cbr\u003e• 3XL: Width 28\" \/ Length 33\" | 4XL: Width 30\" \/ Length 34\"\u003cbr\u003e• 5XL: Width 32\" \/ Length 35\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e*Fit Note: This shirt features a modern, slightly fitted athletic cut. If you prefer a loose, relaxed streetwear fit, we recommend ordering one size up! Make sure to double-check your physical sizing measurements before securing your perfect look.*\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Straight Face Originals","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":55839752126632,"sku":"6728655_9527","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55839752159400,"sku":"6728655_4016","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55839752192168,"sku":"6728655_4017","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55839752224936,"sku":"6728655_4018","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55839752257704,"sku":"6728655_4019","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55839752290472,"sku":"6728655_4020","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55839752323240,"sku":"6728655_5295","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55839752356008,"sku":"6728655_5310","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":55839752388776,"sku":"6728655_12871","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":55839752421544,"sku":"6728655_9546","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55839752454312,"sku":"6728655_4111","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55839752487080,"sku":"6728655_4112","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55839752519848,"sku":"6728655_4113","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55839752552616,"sku":"6728655_4114","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55839752585384,"sku":"6728655_4115","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55839752618152,"sku":"6728655_12874","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":55839752650920,"sku":"6728655_12875","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":55839752683688,"sku":"6728655_12873","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/3445\/8280\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-black-front-6a730d397803d.jpg?v=1785924951","url":"https:\/\/straightfaceoriginals.com\/products\/proud-to-be-american-muscle-burger-streetwear-t-shirt","provider":"Straight Face Originals","version":"1.0","type":"link"}