Choking Hazard Tee - Germany Edition

A literal warning label for your dating profile. Consider this your official, high-yield disclaimer for anyone who thinks they can handle what you bring to the table. It is a highly confident, wildly suggestive power move that guarantees you stay unforgettable from the second you walk into the room.

Featuring a highly detailed, textured German Pretzel character wearing a traditional alpine hat alongside his fierce little bratwurst sidekick topped with mustard, this design embodies pure comedic irony. It cuts straight to the joke with a premium layout that keeps the aesthetic clean and the double meaning undeniable.

💪 Why This Tee is Absolute Peak Quality:

• Bella + Canvas 3001 Premium Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton — buttery-soft, lightweight, and engineered for everyday comfort.
• Tailored Retail Fit: Unisex silhouette with classic side-seamed construction ensures the shirt naturally flatters your frame.
• Zero Distractions: Custom printed inside labels mean the generic manufacturer paper tag is completely removed — smooth, scratch-free neckline.
• High-Density Print: Premium ink capture that makes the vibrant character textures and smooth script typography pop sharply against the canvas.
• Built to Last: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping reinforces the garment’s stress points so it retains its perfect shape through endless wash cycles.

📐 Size Guide

True to size retail fit. Order your standard size for a clean casual drape, or size up one for a modern, relaxed streetwear look.

📦 Shipping & Care

• Shipping: 100% FREE Domestic US Shipping automatically applied at checkout. 🇺🇸
• Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the artwork.