German Pretzel Graphic Tank – EAT ME FIRST Series
German Pretzel Graphic Tank – EAT ME FIRST Series
When she asks what's for dinner... tell her you're keeping it authentic. 🇩🇪😉
An offer you can't resist. Bold, suggestive, and entirely upfront — the EAT ME FIRST German drop is designed for anyone who likes their style salty, twisted, and served with a side of absolute confidence.
Why look like everyone else when you can step out repping a massive, flexing soft pretzel sporting a traditional Alpine Tyrolean hat with a feather, backed up by a completely furious, muscle-bound bratwurst who clearly doesn't like to wait his turn? This drop delivers elite-tier visual design mixed with raw, unfiltered street humor that speaks for itself.
Why wait for dessert when you can be the main course?
Crafted on the premium Bella + Canvas 3483 Muscle Tank — wide, low-cut armholes designed for maximum airflow and a sharp silhouette that cuts flawlessly across your chest and shoulders.
Wear it proud. Wear it anywhere. Wear it with a Straight Face.
- Irresistibly Smooth Feel: 4.2 oz, 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — buttery-smooth and touchable
- Flattering Aesthetic Cut: Cutoff sleeveless design with wide armholes to emphasize your physique
- High-Density Contrast Print: Vibrant, crisp vector art — a smug, jacked pretzel and one incredibly angry bratwurst who clearly doesn't like to wait his turn
- Completely Tagless: Zero back-of-the-neck scratching or irritation
- Free Shipping: 100% free domestic US delivery, automatically applied at checkout
Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry to protect the print.
Size Guide (Bella + Canvas 3483 — inches)
| Size | Chest To Fit | Body Length | Body Width |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34" – 37" | 26" | 18" |
| M | 38" – 41" | 27" | 20" |
| L | 42" – 45" | 28" | 22" |
| XL | 46" – 49" | 29" | 24" |
| 2XL | 50" – 53" | 30" | 26" |
True to size retail fit. For a loose, boxy streetwear aesthetic, size up one full size.