Choking Hazard Hat - Japan Edition

A literal warning label for your dating profile. Consider this your official, high-yield disclaimer for anyone who thinks they can handle what you bring to the table. It is a highly confident, wildly suggestive power move that guarantees you stay unforgettable from the second you walk into the room.

Featuring a highly detailed, textured Japanese Sushi character wearing a traditional hachimaki headband alongside his fierce little Wasabi sidekick dressed in green accent tones, this design embodies pure comedic irony. It cuts straight to the joke with a premium layout that keeps the aesthetic clean and the double meaning undeniable.

💪 Why This Dad Hat is Absolute Peak Quality:

• Classic Yupoong 6245CM Silhouette: Premium unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile design delivers that timeless, perfect casual fit.
• 100% Chino Cotton Twill: Highly durable, buttery-soft fabric engineered for all-day comfort and breathability.
• High-Density Custom Print: Crisp, premium white graphics make the smooth typography pop sharply against the dark fabric panels.
• Adjustable Antique Brass Buckle: Features a clean, hidden self-fabric strap closure that smoothly adjusts to fit any head size.
• Permacurv Visor: Properly engineered bill maintains its flawless shape and curve through everyday wear and tear.

📐 Size Guide

• Profile: Low-profile, unstructured crown.
• Head Circumference: Fully adjustable from 20 ½” to 21 ⅝” to guarantee a perfect custom fit.
• Crown Height: Clean 3 ⅛” matching standard retail parameters.

📦 Shipping & Care

• Shipping: 100% FREE Domestic US Shipping automatically applied at checkout. 🇺🇸
• Care Instructions: Hand wash cold or spot clean with a damp cloth. Air dry only to preserve the custom graphic print density and cotton fabric. Do not machine wash or tumble dry.