Italian Lasagna Graphic Tee - EAT ME FIRST Series
When she asks what's for dinner... tell her you're keeping it authentic.
An offer you can't resist. Bold, suggestive, and entirely upfront — the EAT ME FIRST Italian drop is designed for anyone who likes their style hot, layered, and served with a side of absolute confidence.
Why look like everyone else when you can step out repping a smiling, jacked lasagna in a gondolier hat, backed up by a completely furious, muscle-bound cannoli sidekick who clearly doesn't like to wait his turn? This drop delivers elite-tier visual design mixed with raw, unfiltered street humor that speaks for itself.
Why wait for dessert when you can be the main course?
Crafted on the premium Bella + Canvas 3001 — soft, lightweight, and built for everyday wear.
Wear it proud. Wear it anywhere. Wear it with a Straight Face.
- Irresistibly Smooth Feel: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton — buttery-smooth and touchable
- Relaxed Unisex Fit: Soft, lightweight, flattering for all
- High-Density Contrast Print: Vibrant, crisp vector art — a smug, jacked lasagna and one incredibly angry cannoli who clearly doesn't like to wait his turn
- Completely Tagless: Zero back-of-the-neck scratching or irritation
- Free Shipping: 100% free domestic US delivery, automatically applied at checkout
Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry to protect the print.
Size Guide (Bella + Canvas 3001 — inches)
| Size | Chest Width | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
For the best fit, measure your chest and compare to the chart.