Kiss Me I'm American Muscle Burger Streetwear T-Shirt

The only thing getting kissed at your weekend barbecue is the chef, and you fully expect the entire family to line up and compliment your burgers after every single flip.

Straight Face Originals serves up heavy-hitting, raw streetwear pop-art for anyone who wears their American spirit loud, rowdy, and completely unfiltered. 😉

Featuring our jacked, high-velocity cheeseburger mascot flexing dual bicep guns, rocking a leather cowboy hat, and flanked by a detailed Statue of Liberty inside a massive American flag circular backdrop, this shirt is engineered to dominate your wardrobe. Complete with star-spangled typography that reads "KISS ME I'M AMERICAN" and a tough little sidekick box of salty freedom fries flexing its own arms, it delivers pure attitude with zero apologies. 🍔🍟🇺🇸

Printed on the premium Bella+Canvas 3001 retail tee, it's the ultimate streetwear conversation starter for backyard family cookouts, gym sessions, weekend gatherings, or just walking down the block.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Aggressive Pop-Art Styling: A massive, high-contrast mascot design that completely destroys corny, low-quality souvenir shop graphics.
• Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 Quality: Printed on the industry-favorite retail tee, featuring 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for an ultra-soft, luxury feel (because repping your roots shouldn't feel like wearing a sandpaper potato sack).
• Flattering Modern Fit: The Bella 3001 is engineered with side-seams for a tailored, premium streetwear silhouette that holds its shape over time (no boxy, cheap-looking cuts here).
• Inclusive Sizing: Available in an extended range up to 5XL so everyone can wear it in absolute comfort.
• Fabric Choice: Choose between our classic street-ready Black or our ultra-premium deep Navy Blue t-shirt blank.
• Vibrant, Crisp Graphics: High-density 300 DPI print quality ensures the muscle burger artwork and distressed star-spangled text accents stay sharp and bold, wash after wash.

Material & Care:
• Premium fabric weighing 4.2 oz/yd² for a lightweight, breathable feel.
• Pre-shrunk fabric with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a tailored, long-lasting fit.
• Tear-away label to completely eliminate collar scratching.
• Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors.

Size Chart (Inches):
• XS: Width 16.5" / Length 27" | S: Width 18" / Length 28"
• M: Width 20" / Length 29" | L: Width 22" / Length 30"
• XL: Width 24" / Length 31" | 2XL: Width 26" / Length 32"
• 3XL: Width 28" / Length 33" | 4XL: Width 30" / Length 34"
• 5XL: Width 32" / Length 35"

*Fit Note: This shirt features a modern, slightly fitted athletic cut. If you prefer a loose, relaxed streetwear fit, we recommend ordering one size up! Make sure to double-check your physical sizing measurements before securing your perfect look.*