Proud To Be Italian - Muscle Lasagna Gym Tank

You talk entirely with your hands and consider a broken piece of spaghetti or an altered family sauce recipe to be a literal national emergency.

Straight Face Originals serves up heavy-hitting, raw streetwear pop-art for patriots who wear their pride loud, proud, and completely unfiltered. 😉

Featuring our jacked, high-velocity lasagna mascot flexing dual bicep guns, rocking a classic tricolor-banded straw boater hat, and topped with fresh basil, this tank is engineered to dominate your wardrobe. Flanked by the iconic Colosseum, a rising tricolor flag sun, and a tough little cannoli sidekick mascot, the layout delivers pure Italian attitude with zero apologies. 🇮🇹🍝👊

Printed on the premium Bella+Canvas 3483 Muscle Tank, it's the ultimate streetwear conversation starter for Sunday family dinners, gym sessions, weekend cookouts, or just walking down the block.

Why You'll Love It:
• Aggressive Pop-Art Styling: A massive, high-contrast mascot design that completely destroys corny, low-quality souvenir shop graphics.
• Premium Bella+Canvas 3483 Quality: Printed on the industry-favorite muscle tank, featuring 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for an ultra-soft, luxury feel (because repping your country shouldn't feel like wearing a sandpaper potato sack).
• Wide, Low-Cut Armholes: Engineered to showcase your lateral raises and keep your chest cool while you smash your next PR — or just look the part.
• Relaxed Unisex Fit: Side-seamed construction with a relaxed silhouette that flatters your physique without the boxy, cheap-looking cut.
• Zero Distractions: Tear-away label to completely eliminate collar scratching.
• Vibrant, Crisp Graphics: High-density 300 DPI print quality ensures the muscle lasagna mascot and detailed Italian landmarks stay sharp and bold, wash after wash.

Material & Care:
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd² — lightweight and breathable.
• Wide, low-cut armholes for maximum freedom of movement.
• Tear-away label for all-day comfort.
• Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors.

Size Chart (Inches — Chest / Length):
• S: Chest 34"–37" | Length 26"
• M: Chest 38"–41" | Length 27"
• L: Chest 42"–45" | Length 28"
• XL: Chest 46"–49" | Length 29"
• 2XL: Chest 50"–53" | Length 30"

*Fit Note: True to size for men. If you prefer a loose, relaxed streetwear fit, we recommend ordering one size up!*